After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed, and he begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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Re: Careful guys
Well, that would not be as bas as the coyote ugly joke.
You know, when you get drunk and end up in bed and in the morning after you sober up and she is still asleep on your arm and you chew your own arm off so that you can get away without waking her up.
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You know, when you get drunk and end up in bed and in the morning after you sober up and she is still asleep on your arm and you chew your own arm off so that you can get away without waking her up.
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