Boudreaux
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 6:58 pm
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night
crawlers.
He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his
monf.
He knowed dat big bass fish like frogs...... so he decided to steal dat
froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed watah moccasin so he had to be
real careful or he'd get bit.
He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake
din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's
arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip
on his haid...... yeh.
Well...... Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in
his baitan. Now.....Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or
his gonna bite him good.....but he has a plan. He reaches into de back
pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker.
He pours some drops into de watah moccasin's mouf.
Well......dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go
limp.
Wit dat......Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin wuz wit two more frogs.