Boudreaux

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Boudreaux

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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night

crawlers.

He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his

monf.

He knowed dat big bass fish like frogs...... so he decided to steal dat

froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed watah moccasin so he had to be

real careful or he'd get bit.

He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake

din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's

arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip

on his haid...... yeh.

Well...... Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in

his baitan. Now.....Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or

his gonna bite him good.....but he has a plan. He reaches into de back

pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker.

He pours some drops into de watah moccasin's mouf.

Well......dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go

limp.

Wit dat......Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to

fishin'.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.

He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin wuz wit two more frogs.
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