traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after,
there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black
bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my
cousin. I'm going to give you two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black
bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said,
"That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two
choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank
thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to
death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed
to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but
then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to
find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and
said,
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Do you ever get the same feeling inside when you sit down at your computer and find yourself here at the Archive?...
Robby
