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Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:15 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Two men walk into a bar,
the first man orders some H20.
The second "sounds good, I will have some H20 too"
The second man died.
River
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:33 pm
by moi621 (imported)
Peroxide kills.
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:55 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:15 pm
Two men walk into a bar,
the first man orders some H20.
The second "sounds good, I will have some H20 too"
The second man died.
River
Please, I'm old, will some kind person please explain this joke to me. Thank you.
OK, nevermind, I get it now. I looked on Google
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:04 pm
by DeaconBlues (imported)
This is yet another "that's why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition" joke.... Oh that one about "Bubba the redneck" was soooooo funny!
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:51 pm
by Mac (imported)
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:55 pm
Please, I'm old, will some kind person please explain this joke to me. Thank you.
OK, nevermind, I get it now. I looked on Google
H2O - water
H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide (2 hydrogens - 2 oxygens)
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:55 pm
by Eunuken (imported)
MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:55 pm
Please, I'm old, will some kind person please explain this joke to me. Thank you.
OK, nevermind, I get it now. I looked on Google
We all know that MacWolf Laughs 3 times at a joke, the first time is when its told to him, the second time is when its explained to him, and the third time is when if finally gets it.
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:17 pm
by AtomicMush (imported)
Sick. I love it!
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:46 pm
by Sweetpickle (imported)
MacWolf need not fear zombies !
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:02 pm
by kristoff
I have one for a neighbor. No, wait.... she's just a bitch.
Re: Two men walk into a bar
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:34 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Eunuken (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:55 pm
We all know that MacWolf Laughs 3 times at a joke, the first time is when its told to him, the second time is when its explained to him, and the third time is when if finally gets it.
All hours apart,
That's our Wolf. (what happens when you get really old).
River