Two men walk into a bar

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Two men walk into a bar

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Two men walk into a bar,

the first man orders some H20.

The second "sounds good, I will have some H20 too"

The second man died.

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Peroxide kills.

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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:15 pm Two men walk into a bar,

the first man orders some H20.

The second "sounds good, I will have some H20 too"

The second man died.

River

Please, I'm old, will some kind person please explain this joke to me. Thank you.

OK, nevermind, I get it now. I looked on Google :)
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This is yet another "that's why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition" joke.... Oh that one about "Bubba the redneck" was soooooo funny!
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:55 pm Please, I'm old, will some kind person please explain this joke to me. Thank you.

OK, nevermind, I get it now. I looked on Google :)

H2O - water

H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide (2 hydrogens - 2 oxygens)
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:55 pm Please, I'm old, will some kind person please explain this joke to me. Thank you.

OK, nevermind, I get it now. I looked on Google :)

We all know that MacWolf Laughs 3 times at a joke, the first time is when its told to him, the second time is when its explained to him, and the third time is when if finally gets it.
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Sick. I love it!
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MacWolf need not fear zombies !
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Sweetpickle (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:46 pm MacWolf need not fear zombies !

I have one for a neighbor. No, wait.... she's just a bitch.
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Eunuken (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:55 pm We all know that MacWolf Laughs 3 times at a joke, the first time is when its told to him, the second time is when its explained to him, and the third time is when if finally gets it.

All hours apart,

That's our Wolf. (what happens when you get really old).

River
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