I watched the first JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (a bad remake of LOST WORLD) with Brendan Fraser and Josh Hutcherson and was entertained enough not to think it was more than silly entertainment worthy of a Saturday Afternoon matinee with kiddies and lots of balcony popcorn.
JOURNEY 2- MYSTERIOUS ISLAND has not mystery about it.
Written by mutant chimps with hives, fleas in a barn full or horseshit, the inspiration was to steal from TREASURE ISLAND, 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, and MYSTERIOUS ISLAND and make a movie with Dwayne Johnson replacing Brendan Fraser.
Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad. Turn off the sound as the dialog is garbage.
Watch the pretty pictures flow past your aching eyeballs.
Is that Dwayne Johnson popping his pecks? Yes it is.
Wow what an exciting move ...
Pray for WAX VAC commercials to relieve the boredom.
Journey 2: Mysterious Island (dialog by a roomful of mutant chimpanzees with hives)
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