If My Body was a car

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I have bumps, dents & scratches, and my headlights are out of focus...

My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed.....

I overheat for no reason, and find every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, my radiator leaks, or my exhaust backfires...

Hey River, can you identify with this too?

heh heh

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Identify?? He don't need no stinking identify. It aint called River Syndrome for nuthin.

[Riverwind (imported)]

You are both right on the money, however I would add that my tires are flat and the brakes are mushy.

I like it, the River Syndrome,

Thanks,

River

[devi (imported)]

The paint on mine has faded really bad to a much lighter color and then the top is going silver even. Somehow it seems to be too.getting heavier too.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

If MY body was a car.... IT WOULD BE A BOAT!! And probably a submarine at that. (I just can't do nothin rite, ya know?)

[humlind1 (imported)]

great idee this.

if i was a car.

I had been a italian sports car.

extream power.

but wit hiden problems that make it break. at any given time.

a few hours sorting it out. And agein you fly away. just sitting with a funny smile. and wait for the next breakdown.

there are a norwegian song.

About a car. that say a lot.

i had a saab a a sharming thing with oli leak and hard to drive. with the padel's plased uneven with the seat. and in the bout just fit for a hat.

Then i had a french car. the french people make the stranges cars. that rust and shaking uneven. in the end i was left with a bag full of tools, that no one els have.

So the i got my self a english car. i drived around with a funny smile, driving on the wrong side of the streat. the window washer denied to work. so there i was stuck with angine fail.

Then i buyed my self a large desoto. it was gliming in the sun. like a wedding phote. I started it up s saturdat night. it was smile all up to the administration of shell. 100 meters with the speed to the floor. then the thank was emphty.

So i got my self a italian car. O my god how italians GO. A insane moment on the car. for a litle wail. and the the sandman came.

So i got my self a new english car, you may call me anglofil. i drived agein with the sunshaddes on and a fullish smile. the fuzzes blowed every second mail.

And then i finaly understood it all. the definishion of a english mile!!

it is a longer then a hare is jumping. and its just as far as you can go before the car is stoping.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Actually the thought of being a car reminds me of that Johnny Cash song.

River

[cheetaking243 (imported)]

Screw cars... I'd be Nausicaa's mehve... because I'm all about peace, happiness, and personal expression, I love being smooth and sleek, I'm round in the middle, and I always have my head in the clouds.

[moi621 (imported)]

The motor is losing power and is finding some manner to store gasoline

in inaccessible side packs.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

If I was a car it would probably be a Corvair.

Unsafe at any speed.