"The fact of the matter is, sex practices are not just limited to the way conservatives think it should be done," said Friedrichsen. "You know, with strangers in an airport bathroom."
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Huckabee Criticized For Slamming College Sex Show
LITTLE ROCK (CAP) - Fresh off his controversial remarks that Oscar winner Natalie Portman was glamorizing unwed pregnancy, presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is under fire again for criticizing the live sex show that took place in a classroom at Northwestern University in Chicago.
On Michael Medved's conservative radio program this week, the former Arkansas governor commented, "You know Michael, one of the things that's troubling is that people see a college that hosts a live sex show, and they think, well, maybe having intercourse in front of a whole roomful of people is just fine," said Huckabee.
"But for most people, being naked and getting pleasured by a device that resembles a band saw is an activity that is really best kept to your own home," he added.
The incident came at the close of a class on human sexuality, when a pair of "kinky sex" guest speakers proposed a live demonstration. "I could not come up with a good reason to say no," said Professor J. Michael Bailey. "Although in retrospect I suppose I could have tried a little harder."
For their part, students in Bailey's class say they saw the educational benefits of the demonstration, and that they observed it in a clinical, academic way.
"And also, whatever my parents are paying to send me here, it is SO worth it," added sophomore Teddy Fenmeyer, high-fiving several friends.
In the wake of subsequent criticism, Huckabee has backed off his statements, as he did for his comments about Portman and also about President Obama having lived in Kenya.
"I was asked about the live sex show at Northwestern University," he said. "Northwestern is an extraordinary university, and I'm sure the device they used in the classroom was a high-quality piece of equipment.
"However, contrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not 'slam' or 'attack' live sex shows, nor did I criticize this country's hard-working kinky sex addicts," Huckabee added.
Faith Kroll, the woman who performed the sex act in the classroom, Tweeted this week that "I feel no shame n i would do it again."
"In fact, i already have - several times!!" she added in a following Tweet, noting that she now has over 600,000 Twitter followers, and the University of Florida has actually offered her a fellowship.
Still, many agreed with Huckabee's original assessment that the demonstration was inappropriate. "College is a place where young people should be learning about things like statistics and economics," said Darlene
Fortenski, 'spokesmom' for the Mothers Against Everything (MAE). "And meeting their husbands, but in a nice way, one that doesn't involve power tools."
Fortenskis said she found the Northwestern sex show incident particularly disturbing. "Especially since, coincidentally, my son Josh applied there early decision just this morning," she said.
But far more commentators were critical of Huckabee's original assessment. "Conservatives have got to stop trying to impose their worldview on the rest of us," said Nigel Friedrichsen, president of the Reno-based National Association of Perverts (NAP), whose group recently endorsed full-body airport scanners.
"That's just a low blow," commented former Sen. Larry Craig, just off his cross-country tour of YMCAs with the Rev. Ted Haggard and former Focus on the Family CEO James Dobson.
LITTLE ROCK (CAP) - Fresh off his controversial remarks that Oscar winner Natalie Portman was glamorizing unwed pregnancy, presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is under fire again for criticizing the live sex show that took place in a classroom at Northwestern University in Chicago.
On Michael Medved's conservative radio program this week, the former Arkansas governor commented, "You know Michael, one of the things that's troubling is that people see a college that hosts a live sex show, and they think, well, maybe having intercourse in front of a whole roomful of people is just fine," said Huckabee.
"But for most people, being naked and getting pleasured by a device that resembles a band saw is an activity that is really best kept to your own home," he added.
The incident came at the close of a class on human sexuality, when a pair of "kinky sex" guest speakers proposed a live demonstration. "I could not come up with a good reason to say no," said Professor J. Michael Bailey. "Although in retrospect I suppose I could have tried a little harder."
For their part, students in Bailey's class say they saw the educational benefits of the demonstration, and that they observed it in a clinical, academic way.
"And also, whatever my parents are paying to send me here, it is SO worth it," added sophomore Teddy Fenmeyer, high-fiving several friends.
In the wake of subsequent criticism, Huckabee has backed off his statements, as he did for his comments about Portman and also about President Obama having lived in Kenya.
"I was asked about the live sex show at Northwestern University," he said. "Northwestern is an extraordinary university, and I'm sure the device they used in the classroom was a high-quality piece of equipment.
"However, contrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not 'slam' or 'attack' live sex shows, nor did I criticize this country's hard-working kinky sex addicts," Huckabee added.
Faith Kroll, the woman who performed the sex act in the classroom, Tweeted this week that "I feel no shame n i would do it again."
"In fact, i already have - several times!!" she added in a following Tweet, noting that she now has over 600,000 Twitter followers, and the University of Florida has actually offered her a fellowship.
Still, many agreed with Huckabee's original assessment that the demonstration was inappropriate. "College is a place where young people should be learning about things like statistics and economics," said Darlene
Fortenski, 'spokesmom' for the Mothers Against Everything (MAE). "And meeting their husbands, but in a nice way, one that doesn't involve power tools."
Fortenskis said she found the Northwestern sex show incident particularly disturbing. "Especially since, coincidentally, my son Josh applied there early decision just this morning," she said.
But far more commentators were critical of Huckabee's original assessment. "Conservatives have got to stop trying to impose their worldview on the rest of us," said Nigel Friedrichsen, president of the Reno-based National Association of Perverts (NAP), whose group recently endorsed full-body airport scanners.
JesusA (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:19 pm "The fact of the matter is, sex practices are not just limited to the way conservatives think it should be done," said Friedrichsen. "You know, with strangers in an airport bathroom."
"That's just a low blow," commented former Sen. Larry Craig, just off his cross-country tour of YMCAs with the Rev. Ted Haggard and former Focus on the Family CEO James Dobson.
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Huckabee
Missionary position only,
no doubt.
Moi
Sorry,
made me do it.
Someone had to say the obvious.
Missionary position only,
no doubt.
Moi
Sorry,
made me do it.Someone had to say the obvious.
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moi621 (imported) wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:42 pm Huckabee
Missionary position only,
no doubt.[/SIZE]
Moi
Sorry,
Someone had to say the obvious.
You mean Sarah Palin whispered in your ear? WOW! I'm impressed.
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I always enjoyed normal sex, of course your normal and my normal might just be a little different. Leaved it to a preacher to tell us what normal is, next thing he will do is try to tell us that the world is only 6000 years old, that the world is flat, and earth is the center of the universe.
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"kristoff wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:32 pm "That's just a low blow," commented former Sen. Larry Craig, just off his cross-country tour of YMCAs with the Rev. Ted Haggard and former Focus on the Family CEO James Dobson.
Haaaaahaha... great line.
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It took hundreds of millions of years for the male/female sexual reproduction method to develop. It evolved in the DNA of life forms that had no thinking brains. The sex drive is not compatible with humans only because it is so overpowering, so addictive, so uncontrollable.
Humans try to use their brains and live in an intellectual community where we do not behave as creatures who do not have brains as developed as ours, but unfortunately the DNA process that helps ensure continuation of the species is completely out of sync with our mental abilities.
People need to have very highly developed self-control mechanisms to keep the sexual drive under control so that it does cross the boundaries that humans have developed. Animals have no such boundaries, and they act out their sex drives as nature intended.
More highly developed males, in my observation, choose to eliminate the testosterone that controls their mind, body, and emotions. Testosterone and DNA are such a powerful addictive hormone that it is difficult to impossible for any hormonally balanced male to even consider reducing testosterone or of accepting that as a rational behavior in any other male.
Someday, perhaps, upon reaching puberty male sperm will be harvested and stored cyrogenically, and males will be subsequently castrated as soon as possible after their first sperm is produced. Even then, artificial testosterone will need to be maintained under a control even more strict than any drug has ever been kept under control.
A world without sex, just surrogate mothers, might just be a world of peace and harmony. We just need to start using the brains that nature has developed to modify our bodies so that they are not mis-matched to our social environment. It might be just part of the natural evolutionary process. We have developed brains, and they in part, work hand in hand with nature to develop a more perfect species. Voluntarily however, not under some dictatorial control.
Humans try to use their brains and live in an intellectual community where we do not behave as creatures who do not have brains as developed as ours, but unfortunately the DNA process that helps ensure continuation of the species is completely out of sync with our mental abilities.
People need to have very highly developed self-control mechanisms to keep the sexual drive under control so that it does cross the boundaries that humans have developed. Animals have no such boundaries, and they act out their sex drives as nature intended.
More highly developed males, in my observation, choose to eliminate the testosterone that controls their mind, body, and emotions. Testosterone and DNA are such a powerful addictive hormone that it is difficult to impossible for any hormonally balanced male to even consider reducing testosterone or of accepting that as a rational behavior in any other male.
Someday, perhaps, upon reaching puberty male sperm will be harvested and stored cyrogenically, and males will be subsequently castrated as soon as possible after their first sperm is produced. Even then, artificial testosterone will need to be maintained under a control even more strict than any drug has ever been kept under control.
A world without sex, just surrogate mothers, might just be a world of peace and harmony. We just need to start using the brains that nature has developed to modify our bodies so that they are not mis-matched to our social environment. It might be just part of the natural evolutionary process. We have developed brains, and they in part, work hand in hand with nature to develop a more perfect species. Voluntarily however, not under some dictatorial control.
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I hate to remind you guys that CAP NEWS is a satire website. Be careful of navel gazing when reading them. They discuss killer girl scout troops and stuff like that.
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Why not give them estrogen instead?
nullorchis (imported) wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:32 am Someday, perhaps, upon reaching puberty male sperm will be harvested and stored cyrogenically, and males will be subsequently castrated as soon as possible after their first sperm is produced. Even then, artificial testosterone will need to be maintained under a control even more strict than any drug has ever been kept under control.
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Why not give them estrogen instead?
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