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[bobover3 (imported)]

My Surgery

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife

But after several weeks, my penis had grown to 19 1/2 inches.

I became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking. My wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," Said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

[clysmaniac (imported)]

I hope you're walking well by Christmas.