Two Whales

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.

Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.

Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer."

When they were close enough the male said, "Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break that ship into a million pieces." His female friend agreed to this.

So they each took a breath of air, swam under the boat, and blow so much air upwards that the ship flew up in the air and crashed back down in a million pieces.

The two whales started to swim off when the male noticed that the sailors weren't dead but were clinging onto wooden pieces of the ship floating in the ocean.

The male whale was furious and said, "Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors."

That's when the female whale stopped swimming and said to the male, "Look here, I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen."