Redneck sex test

[augman7518 (imported)]

Subject: REDNECK SEX TEST

1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve". True or False

[bobover3 (imported)]

All obviously True. I don't get it. Are dumb rednecks the ones who say False?