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> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

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> Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?

> If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..

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> Always remember to wash your hands after handling money!

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> This is my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

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> Wash your HANDS!

Now i have to SMELL every damn dollar i get!

The Lurker (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:12 pm Now i have to SMELL every damn dollar i get!

Particularly since one test showed that more than half of paper money had cocaine residue. Fact that showed up in a drug crime trial when a prosecutor argued that the suspect's bills had cocaine on them.

Transward

I once had a tenant who paid his rent with $1 bills. $500 per month. Yes, he was a stripper. I never told the bank teller....

kristoff wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:05 pm I once had a tenant who paid his rent with $1 bills. $500 per month. Yes, he was a stripper.

He must not have been very good at his trade if no one ever tipped him a $5 or a $10.....

I once lost a wallet while riding a snow-mobile in a famers field.

Two years later, while driving a tractor with a discer behind it, he noticed my wallet laying on his field.

This awsome guy mailed the wallet back to me, after getting my address from a document inside.

I was very, very gratefull to the man of course, but when I opened that old, weather-beaten wallet that had sat on a field for two years (two winters, two summers) and removed the money... oh. My. Gosh. What a STINK!! That money smelled worst than my dog's farts.

I fobbed the bills off on some poor 7-11 employee by buying a carton of cigarettes. Poor girl!

JesusA (imported) wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:32 pm He must not have been very good at his trade if no one ever tipped him a $5 or a $10.....

Maybe he only passed on the small bills. The paper the money is printed on has a bactericide in it to retard early disintegration. And urine and butts have fewer bacteria on them than hands, faces, or mouths, so if you don't mind kissing, a dollar bill in a butt crack or one wrapped around someone's junk shouldn't bother you. Until AIDS, people had been sucking cock and rimming butts for years without problems.