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> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
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> Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
> If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..
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> Always remember to wash your hands after handling money!
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> This is my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!
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> Wash your HANDS!
Thought for the day
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Re: Thought for the day
Particularly since one test showed that more than half of paper money had cocaine residue. Fact that showed up in a drug crime trial when a prosecutor argued that the suspect's bills had cocaine on them.
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Re: Thought for the day
I once had a tenant who paid his rent with $1 bills. $500 per month. Yes, he was a stripper. I never told the bank teller....
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Re: Thought for the day
kristoff wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:05 pm I once had a tenant who paid his rent with $1 bills. $500 per month. Yes, he was a stripper.
He must not have been very good at his trade if no one ever tipped him a $5 or a $10.....
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Re: Thought for the day
I once lost a wallet while riding a snow-mobile in a famers field.
Two years later, while driving a tractor with a discer behind it, he noticed my wallet laying on his field.
This awsome guy mailed the wallet back to me, after getting my address from a document inside.
I was very, very gratefull to the man of course, but when I opened that old, weather-beaten wallet that had sat on a field for two years (two winters, two summers) and removed the money... oh. My. Gosh. What a STINK!! That money smelled worst than my dog's farts.
I fobbed the bills off on some poor 7-11 employee by buying a carton of cigarettes. Poor girl!
Two years later, while driving a tractor with a discer behind it, he noticed my wallet laying on his field.
This awsome guy mailed the wallet back to me, after getting my address from a document inside.
I was very, very gratefull to the man of course, but when I opened that old, weather-beaten wallet that had sat on a field for two years (two winters, two summers) and removed the money... oh. My. Gosh. What a STINK!! That money smelled worst than my dog's farts.
I fobbed the bills off on some poor 7-11 employee by buying a carton of cigarettes. Poor girl!
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Re: Thought for the day
JesusA (imported) wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:32 pm He must not have been very good at his trade if no one ever tipped him a $5 or a $10.....
Maybe he only passed on the small bills. The paper the money is printed on has a bactericide in it to retard early disintegration. And urine and butts have fewer bacteria on them than hands, faces, or mouths, so if you don't mind kissing, a dollar bill in a butt crack or one wrapped around someone's junk shouldn't bother you. Until AIDS, people had been sucking cock and rimming butts for years without problems.