Old Joke - Blueberry Hill
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:06 am
It is the first day of school. The bell rings, all the students pile in. The Teacher starts role-call.
About a minute after the bell had rung, a boy walks in.
"Did you know the bell rang over a minute ago?", the Teacher asks sternly, "Where were you?"
"Oh, I was on top of Blueberry Hill", the boy answers.
A few minutes go by. Another boy walks in. The Teacher scolds him and asks why he is late.
"I was on top of Blueberry Hill", the boy answers.
A few more minutes go by and another boy walks in late. He tells the Teacher the same thing, that he was on top of Blueberry Hill.
A few more minutes pass, and a girl comes walking into the classroom.
"Let me guess: You were on top of Blueberry Hill.", the teacher said sarscastically.
"No", said the girl, "I am Blueberry Hill."
About a minute after the bell had rung, a boy walks in.
"Did you know the bell rang over a minute ago?", the Teacher asks sternly, "Where were you?"
"Oh, I was on top of Blueberry Hill", the boy answers.
A few minutes go by. Another boy walks in. The Teacher scolds him and asks why he is late.
"I was on top of Blueberry Hill", the boy answers.
A few more minutes go by and another boy walks in late. He tells the Teacher the same thing, that he was on top of Blueberry Hill.
A few more minutes pass, and a girl comes walking into the classroom.
"Let me guess: You were on top of Blueberry Hill.", the teacher said sarscastically.
"No", said the girl, "I am Blueberry Hill."