Old Joke - Blueberry Hill

[Prudence (imported)]

It is the first day of school. The bell rings, all the students pile in. The Teacher starts role-call.

About a minute after the bell had rung, a boy walks in.

"Did you know the bell rang over a minute ago?", the Teacher asks sternly, "Where were you?"

"Oh, I was on top of Blueberry Hill", the boy answers.

A few minutes go by. Another boy walks in. The Teacher scolds him and asks why he is late.

"I was on top of Blueberry Hill", the boy answers.

A few more minutes go by and another boy walks in late. He tells the Teacher the same thing, that he was on top of Blueberry Hill.

A few more minutes pass, and a girl comes walking into the classroom.

"Let me guess: You were on top of Blueberry Hill.", the teacher said sarscastically.

"No", said the girl, "I am Blueberry Hill."

[Kortpeel (imported)]

A lovely joke. When I first heard it the girl was Cherry Lane