Hash (imported) wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:41 pm As my own history shows, Stanley knives, hobby knives, scalpels purchased from local farm stores, didn't matter, when you want to castrate yourself, you'll find the knife to do it. In Sept. 97, I was so consumed with being castrated, I found an old kitchen knife and sharpened it until it was scary to look at. One morning shortly afterward, I woke up thinking about getting castrated again. So I went into a room near the garage and got to work. After scrubbing with alcohol, I sat down on a chair, trembling some, I had an electric frying pan and heated the knife. Then I pulled out my scrotum and pushed down the knife, it went right through it, which I didn't intend. I was surprised at how easily it cut through my tough scrotum. I can't remember if I had numbed myself or not, but I know I didn't feel much pain. Then I squeezed out my left testicle and started to cut the cord, that's when I felt pain, when it hit the nerve I stopped briefly, but kept going. Then I watched as my testicle fell to the floor, I was extremely pleased. But I didn't cut off the other one because my helper/on looker got sick. Anyway, that's what happens when you really want to be castrated, nothing seems to stop you, you'll use the sharpest tool you have available. NOTE: I did get a giant hematoma that took weeks to go down. I could have died from the experience and I'm not advocating that anyone follow my example. But that's what the compulsion of castration does to you.

Thankfully, Kimmel took the other one in 2006, though it wasn't working much.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:32 pm He used a utility knife? D: Even with a new razor blade inserted I couldn't get one of those to slice through my scrotal skin. While a gross dissection scalpel waltzed through it like it was lukewarm butter.