Alien ambassador

[curious_guy (imported)]

If an alien star system sends us an ambassador who is a walking, talking mushroom, why will everyone like him?

[gareth19 (imported)]

If an alien star system sends us an ambassador who is a walking, talking mushroom, why will everyone like him?

Because he would fit right in with walking, talking cow-pies like g.w. pubic hair, glenn beck, rush limbaugh, and sarah palin.

[curious_guy (imported)]

That is a good answer but not what I was looking for.

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

I'm not sure what the correct response is, but if I saw it, I'd have to yell out....

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.... I'm sorry for this...... (blush)...

:O THERE'S A FUNGUS AMONG US !!!!!!

[transward (imported)]

I heard it (a long time ago) as "because he is a fungi" (fun guy)

Transward

[curious_guy (imported)]

I heard it (a long time ago) as "because he is a fungi" (fun guy)

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You got it. Did you groan?

[kristoff]

2 posts removed. This is JOKE post. Keep the gnashing politics on the political board.

[Dave (imported)]

If an alien star system sends us an ambassador who is a walking, talking mushroom, why will everyone like him?

Sure we will like him...

A little butter, some sea salt and a nice big steak with onions and mushroom...

[Riverwind (imported)]

Don't forget the onions, you gotta have onions.

River

[gareth19 (imported)]

I heard it (a long time ago) as "because he is a fungi" (fun guy)

Transward

I suppose that answer escaped most people because fungi is the plural so one can’t be a fungi anymore than an algae (the singular is an alga) and also in English speaking countries the <g> is pronounced as an alveopalatal affricate not a velar stop.