Stimulating the Economy

[JesusA (imported)]

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your money wisely:

• If you spend your money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

• If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

• If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.

• If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .

• If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

• If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

• If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1 spending it at yard sales, or

2 going to ball games, or

3 spending it on prostitutes, or

4 beer or

5 tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Heading to that tattoo parlor now.

River

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Just went down and supported the local brewery, bought my bro a hat for his birthday. Inside tonite, can not stimulating anything further...except maybe a bike ride.

chilli-