"You should clean the house yourself," he said, "and that will save on the cleaning lady."
"You should also learn to cook and that will save on the caterer." he said.
"And you should learn to do the ironing so we won't need to pay the ironing woman." he said.
"And YOU should learn to FUCK," she said, "then we could get rid of the gardener."
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A Dutch lad stuck his finger in the Dike.
And she punched the bejeezus out of him.