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JesusA (imported)
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IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

-Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Attraction to the same sex

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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A well documented phenomena in the lower crust of society where I once hung my hat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw
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Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:09 pm A well documented phenomena in the lower crust of society where I once hung my hat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw

"This video is not available in your country. " :(

What's being hidden from us?

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This is a second try at answering. I think the first one did not 'take.' I appologize if the first post shows up and I have double and repetetive posts.

It is the video for a harmless and amusing country and western song by Joe Nichols called, "Tequila makes her clothes fall off." In the video, Joe is like a rich young guy seeing his grandma to her car in front of the mansion. As she drives off, he turns and runs back into the house followed by hotties. The background to the song is a huge party going on around the pool. As it nears the end, grandma returns. She is greeted as she enters, gets hugs and a hug glass of alcohol, which she downs. Next you see grandma streaking and skinny dipping with black censor bars covering all the critical places.

If there were a way to send it, I would. I enjoy and have learned from your posts, Matthew.
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...and "some people claim there's a woman to blame"

..."but it's my own damn fault"

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