GOOD GIRLS DON’T

There are girls who will solemnly say,

They’ve engaged in some heavy foreplay.

This they’ll gladly confess,

Though they’ll staunchly profess,

That they never would go all the way.

Curiosity it has been said,

Will lead these young girls into bed,

They’ll touch and they’ll stroke,

They’ll prod and they’ll poke,

And even go down and give head.

They’ll roll and they’ll romp and they’ll suck,

And they’ll come more than once with good luck,

They’ll let the right guy

Chow down at the Y,

But you’d better not ask them to fuck.

Much like an old girlfriend of mine,

To finger and nibble was fine.

I could suck on a breast,

Could do most of the rest,

But at screwing she drew a hard line.

With this cute highschool girl they called Meg,

I’d plead and I’d whine and I’d beg,

But the way that I came

Was always the same,

I would end up just humping her leg.