GOOD GIRLS DONT
There are girls who will solemnly say,
Theyve engaged in some heavy foreplay.
This theyll gladly confess,
Though theyll staunchly profess,
That they never would go all the way.
Curiosity it has been said,
Will lead these young girls into bed,
Theyll touch and theyll stroke,
Theyll prod and theyll poke,
And even go down and give head.
Theyll roll and theyll romp and theyll suck,
And theyll come more than once with good luck,
Theyll let the right guy
Chow down at the Y,
But youd better not ask them to fuck.
Much like an old girlfriend of mine,
To finger and nibble was fine.
I could suck on a breast,
Could do most of the rest,
But at screwing she drew a hard line.
With this cute highschool girl they called Meg,
Id plead and Id whine and Id beg,
But the way that I came
Was always the same,
I would end up just humping her leg.
Limerick-good girls dont
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