Necessary knowledge

[augman7518 (imported)]

It 's not whether you win or lose,

> but how you place the blame.

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> You are not drunk

> if you can lie on the floor

> without holding on.

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> We have enough youth.

> How about a fountain of "smart"?

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> The original point and click interface

> was a Smith & Wesson.

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> A fool and his money

> can throw one heck of a party.

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> when blondes have more fun do they know it?

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> Five days a week my body is a temple.

> The other two it's an amusement park.

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> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES

> USE BIRTH CONTROL

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> money isn't everything,

> but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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> Don't Drink and Drive

> You might hit a bump and spill something.

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> If at first you don't succeed

> skydiving is not for you.

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> Reality is only an illusion

> that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

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> Time's fun when you're having flies.

> ......Kermit the Frog

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> We are born naked, wet and hungry.

> Then things get worse.

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> Red meat is not bad for you

> Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers

> give the rest a bad name.

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> One good thing about Alzheimer's is

> you get to meet new people every day.

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> Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge

> to produce reproductive organs.

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> Alabama state motto:

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> At least we're not Mississippi

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> ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO

> MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

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> The latest survey shows that

> three out of four people make

> up 75% of the population

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> "You know why a banana is like a politician?"

> "He comes in and first he is green,

> then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

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> "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers

> so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

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The more things you own, the more you're owned by things

In God we trust