The geography of a woman

[augman7518 (imported)]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half

discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well

developed & open to trade, especially for someone with

cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very

hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently

aging but still a warm & desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

with a glorious & all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has

been through war & doesn't make the same mistakes twice,

takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,

self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful,

with a mysterious past & the wisdom of the ages...only

those with an adventurous spirit & a thirst for spiritual

knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran ,

Ruled by Nuts.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

One might wonder if augman prefers women to men, I know I do.

[speedvogel (imported)]

I can't say if the part about the woman is totally true as I have not visited all the countries mentioned, but I can say that the part about the man is true.

Speed

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

I must vociferously disagree with this "woman's geography," at least as for my wife...

When she was in her forties... she became something like Soviet Union under Stalin. DANGEROUS to everyone! She has been that way for about ten years now and little change for the better ever since she started "the change" (menapause).

I would not describe her as being like Canada, Great Britain, or any other civilized nation.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

So I was sitting in a doctor or dentist's office. One of those places where you read whatever is at hand just to pass the time. I was reading this article about two young guys with nothing better to do that jump on their motorcycles and head for the northernmost beer joint in North America. So they were in a campground way up north. In the morning they got to talking to the older guy in the camper next to them. He asked what they were doing and they explained. They asked him and the older guy said, "Oh, my wife started the change. I got to where I couldn't take it anymoreand headed out and just asked her to send me a letter when she was done."