Apples on the top

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augman7518 (imported)
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Apples on the top

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Women are like APPLES on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of

Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the APPLES from the

Ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The APPLES at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

They're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the

One who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine WINE

. They begin as grapes, and it's up to

Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something

Acceptable to have dinner with.

Interesting philosophy!
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augman7518 (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:31 pm Women are like APPLES on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of

Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the APPLES from the

Ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The APPLES at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

They're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the

One who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine WINE

. They begin as grapes, and it's up to

Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something

Acceptable to have dinner with.

Interesting philosophy!

Fantastic philosophy. Describes us straight men in perfection :)
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