Gotta Have the Right Doctor

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Gotta Have the Right Doctor

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.

Dr Smith advised her, 'every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,

'scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months!

To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized

she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little

rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her

eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr.

Smith's?'

'Yes I am. How did you know?'

He, winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'

:dong:

:D
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