bull

[twaddler (imported)]

There are these 3 bulls standing around the lot, when the farmer drives up with his truck and trailer. Now rumor had it that he was shopping for a new bull, which did not go over well with the 3 existing bulls. In fact the bulls had previously stated that they were not going to give up any of their cows to a new bull.

Well inside the trailer is a huge Brahma bull with big horns and muscled up. The farmer swings open the gate and he steps out. Now the 3 bulls in the lot look at each other, and the oldest of the bulls says well I have 45 of the cows in this herd, I suppose I could let him have 15 of mine. The next oldest bull says well I only have 30 of the cows in this herd, I guess I could let him have 10 of mine.

Well the youngest bull then starts pawing up dirt and throwing his head and snorting and runs up to the panels between him and the new bull. The other 2 bulls say are you crazy he is gonna kill you! The youngest bull replies... I just want to make darn sure he knows I am a bull!