Talking Dog

[snoopy (imported)]

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings

the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes

into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and

I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no

time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies

and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I

was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any

younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport

to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious

characters and listen! ing in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and

was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm

just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for

the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar!"

:-\