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Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she’d never envisioned.

Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner. She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn’t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.

“I didn’t want to ruin my minty breath,” she remembered sarcastically about her first time using the method. “I was worried about getting home smelling like beer and mom flipping on me, but I wanted to get a booze, so I did it.”

Both Milagros and her daughter, now 19, prefer to remain anonymous; their names in this article have been changed. They say it would be embarrassing if neighbors and other family members found out about her experiment gone wrong. But while some believe media attention to this problem could serve to promote it, Milagros thinks it’s important that parents become alerted to this unusual way of “drinking.”

Tampons: A new, dangerous way for teenage girls to drink **

link🌐//www.lehman.edu/provost/provostoffice/ML ... ampons.htm

** Last I checked males have anuses, too.

I've taken pills rectally before to get the most of my high before, but never thought of alcohol like that. lol.. beer+funnel+ass=good time?
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Heh. When I first read the subject title, I thought this was going to be a story of drunken cunnilingus....:D
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She probably hasn't suffered any yeast infections lately.
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There was a boy in Russia who tried it. He got drunk
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http://darwinawards.com/...

Another unfortunate person from the same site:

(November 2007, Russia) Late at night, Eduard entered the apartment of a 30-year-old handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the valuables. Eduard was preparing to leave when suddenly the man woke up.

"I couldn't believe my eyes! The dark shape of some goon standing next to my nightstand!" recalls the burglary victim. "I cried out, and he attacked me, who was defenseless, with his fists! I had no choice. I hit him between the legs with my crutch! He leapt out the window! Thank God I live on the first floor, and he did not die from the fall. I didn't understand at first what had fallen out of his pants. When I looked closer, I realized that it was a testicle, a man's testicle! I put it in cold water, and rushed to the phone."

The handicapped man dialed the emergency services several times, but "the doctors hung up on me when I told them I had ripped a burglar's balls off!"

Half an hour later, the blood-covered thief was found by a passerby, who called the police. "An unconscious man was lying on the sidewalk," a police investigator disclosed. When the medics revived him, he started screaming hysterically, 'Give me back my balls!'"

Eduard's genitals were so traumatized that doctors had to amputate the entire scrotum to prevent gangrene. In the hospital, Eduard filed a complaint with the police. He said "I will never forgive him!"
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The sad part is that the burglar will probably sue the victim and win.
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Paolo wrote: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:15 am The sad part is that the burglar will probably sue the victim and win.

Maybe, maybe not. This event happened in Russia, and while the Russians do clearly have the ability to be just as stupid as Americans, the Russians are not (YET) plagued by as many lawyers as we have in this country. So, I am not sure how the Russian castration by crutch to the crotch will end.

I believe that the "victim" is clearly the disabled man who was burglarized, and further, I REALLY would like to see the disbled man SUE the burglar. Yes, I do believe that HE in fact has a strong case... not so much for criminal prosecution for the attempted burglary, but rather for failure on the part of the burglar to pay for services. In the U.S., a castration or "orchiectomy" costs, A LOT! I figure the burglar accepted the "services" and now clearly owes the victim, who performed an effective surgery and has yet to be compensated.
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The problem with wine enemas is that not only do you get drunk, you leave purple shit stains when it comes back out.

And you're usually too drunk to care.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:32 pm The problem with wine enemas is that not only do you get drunk, you leave purple shit stains when it comes back out.

And you're usually too drunk to care.

The ring of soundly rung bells always telling a true tale. LOL
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