Shipwrecked

[Charis (imported)]

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"

"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."

"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."

Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.

The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"

[Dave (imported)]

Plumbing the ocean depths with his sturdy fishing pole!

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

Plumbing the ocean depths with his sturdy fishing pole!

"She was only a fishermans daughter, but you should have seen her reel when she saw my rod..."

[HairyHarry (imported)]

She was only a tobacconist's daughter, but the best bit of shag in the shop.

[kristoff]

She was only a tobacconist's daughter, but the best bit of shag in the shop.

I was on the phone this AM with one of my tax clients (a very good looking guy in a desirable age range). He is also very straight. I thought he was hitting on me.

I always talk about using the principle of SWAG in estimating costs, when in doubt. Scientific Wild Ass Guessing.

I thought he was talking about Shagging, not SWAGging....

Oops. My bad. He has a good sense of humor though, and I still have a client.....