The new hit movie "Observe and Report" features a male flasher. In one of the last scenes, we see him, with full frontal nudity, running around a crowded mall for several minutes. This got a few screams from the audience, but Hollywood is conditioning us to accept male nudity (now seen more often than female), wee-wee and all. The flasher is limp, but still ...

I agree with Punkypink about how much fun this can all be. I'd like to visit Wall Street and see bankers in the most conservative three-piece suits, except all the suits would be crotchless. This would add a whole new dimension to "licking the competition," "standing tall," and "aiming for the bottom line." If soldiers dressed the same way, think how they'd look in parades, with both rifles and weapons at the ready, marching in ranks.

If any of you are literary, look at Rabelais's 16th century masterpiece "Gargantua and Pantagruel." In it, there are entire chapters of praise for the glory of codpieces.

Actually soldiers would rather prefer kevlar cups I'd imagine. Unless they, like many of us here, had a thing for losing the thing.

I personally actually quite like staying clothed. Dunno, don't think we came along so far down the evolutionary line to go backwards. Some nudity could be good carthasis but let's not overdo it. By being clothed, it makes nudity PRECIOUS, which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. =)

Well, I can still use my *disgusting* imagination.

"OMG I GOT HIT BY A FLYING PENIS!"

I carry an extra pair of socks....er...in case I get my feet wet!

Not really!

punkypink (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:24 pm And yet, how awesome it'd be to have a set of silicone cock and balls that you could pull out, fling across the room and thwack someone in the head from 30 paces with!

I know because I am ALWAYS tempted to do that with my bewbs. =]

"OMG I GOT HIT BY A FLYING PENIS" is a classic classic line if I ever hear it uttered.

Just don't give this person a concussion - silicone is heavy

PS. That reminds me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZub_W-yLfg

fhunter wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:30 am Just don't give this person a concussion - silicone is heavy

PS. That reminds me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZub_W-yLfg

WHAMMO! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

donk ;D

fhunter wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:30 am Just don't give this person a concussion - silicone is heavy

PS. That reminds me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZub_W-yLfg

See what can happen when you give power to the penis! Nice to know that the Russians also know when a politician deserves respect. We're not all that different. Can someone translate his remarks after the "knockdown"? Did he say something witty or just continue with his speech?

coinflipper_21 (imported) wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:54 pm Can someone translate his remarks after the "knockdown"? Did he say something witty or just continue with his speech?

Before:

"...about rules of political struggle. The base of this rules is respect for political opponent, recognition of equal rights for the politicians with different views, desire for the open dialog....

<here appears the penis>

Shouts - working, continuing to work...

We must be grateful for demonstration of level of discussion, which can be lead by <can't hear this>

<some remark>

Main criteria of selection is probably located below the belt...

The powers have shown their face."

Gary Kasparov is a politician? Isn't he a chess Grandmaster?

balletkyle (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:58 pm The RWB did a series of children shows called "The Toy Castle" that was aired on Public tv stations accross Canada. The US's PBS chains picked up the seiries in it final year and made the lead male dancer (the toy soldier) wear loose fitting long pants over his tights. The toy soldier wore a quilted padded dance belt so you saw a bulge but no deffinition, and Canadian veiwers had no issues with his attire, however there is Peckerphobia in the US of A......

This is extremely true. Many people in the US of A are extreme prudes.