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Re: DAve doesn't have to crap on this movie - it does it all by itself

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:27 am
by kyennamo (imported)
piranha 3d is pathetic crap. I own it.(3d blu rays are few and far between so far so i get them all) had it not been in 3d i would not have been able to stomach 10 minutes of it. there was one 3d scene however that makes the whole pile of crap worth it. If you recall the scene where the two women were swimming under water and they were being filmed from the glass bottom of the boat, well seeing them float around my room was absolutely spectacular (while the rest of the movie was absolutely crap-tacular). one good thing that came from this "film"(and i use the term loosely) was that my friend who watched it with me coined the phrase "3B" (which i loved) as it was certainly a b movie (thats actually being generous lol). so if you have a 3d tv you can pick it up at walmart for 20 bucks. if you dont, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THIS TRASH

Re: DAve doesn't have to crap on this movie - it does it all by itself

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:32 am
by Dave (imported)
piranha 3d is pathetic crap. ...

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kyennamo (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:27 am If you recall the scene where the two women were swimming under water and they were being filmed from the glass bottom of the boat, well seeing them float around my room was absolutely spectacular (while the rest of the movie was absolutely crap-tacular).

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They are completely naked and each has huge boobies. It's like an underwater fondle the funbags porn flick with tits, ass, legs and willing women. I was even inspired and I'm as gay as they get. They are exceptionally pretty.

then the movie cuts to Jerry O'Connell or whatever his name is.

Re: DAve doesn't have to crap on this movie - it does it all by itself

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:50 pm
by kyennamo (imported)
proof even a gay person can appreciate the artistry of the female form lol :) one other thing i loved was when they ate jerro o"connels lower half and it was all horriffic, disgusting and gross and all his character was screaming about was "they took my penis". then the penis floating in the water gets eaten by a pirinah and then spit back out at you (in 3d) with a bite missing. from that point forward my friend and i referred to him as the guy with the terrible tasting penis (why else would the pirinah spit it out?) lol