package enhancer

[augman7518 (imported)]

Since I joined this group my education never ceases.I did not even think about needing an enhancer or thought there was such a thing, but I must agree with Richard Less or Dick for short ,that all things are not equal.Mens equiptment is like the ladies,not all alike and the girls know it.My wife also found it to be extreemly amusing too but she said I better not get one or I would be mobbed.She is not always truthfull,but tactfull sometimes

regards augman7518

[Dave (imported)]

Like the emerald on Romancing the Stone! That would be hilarious!

I had a friend who took his 4 girls to the Ballet (The seasonal Nutcracker, I think) and then came back and complained that the men's tights hid nothing and his daughters had all sorts of questions. I just shrugged when he told me and said that's what they wear at the ballet. I don't know what his problem was, his youngest was a boy and all the girls knew what a baby boy looked like.

Ooops, I quoted the wrong comment. I meant to quote BalletKyle

[balletkyle (imported)]

I had a friend who took his 4 girls to the Ballet (The seasonal Nutcracker, I think) and then came back and complained that the men's tights hid nothing and his daughters had all sorts of questions. I just shrugged when he told me and said that's what they wear at the ballet. I don't know what his problem was, his youngest was a boy and all the girls knew what a baby boy looked like.

Ooops, I quoted the wrong comment. I meant to quote BalletKyle

There are quilted padded dance belts that when worn takes away the deffinition of the male package but they are uncomfortable to wear so unless the dance company, or the venue requires it for a prude audience guys don't wear them.

[JoaoGenerico (imported)]

I had a friend who took his 4 girls to the Ballet (The seasonal Nutcracker, I think) and then came back and complained that the men's tights hid nothing and his daughters had all sorts of questions. I just shrugged when he told me and said that's what they wear at the ballet. I don't know what his problem was, his youngest was a boy and all the girls knew what a baby boy looked like.

I have nothing against the smooth look per se if thats what *the wearer* wants.

But I am puzzled by those displays of peckerphobia. What is in the gracious membrum virile that makes people so afraid ? After all this is the male body... Would those same people want to wrap the ballerinas' bodies so that their breasts are made invisible too ?

[balletkyle (imported)]

I have nothing against the smooth look per se if thats what *the wearer* wants.

But I am puzzled by those displays of peckerphobia. What is in the gracious membrum virile that makes people so afraid ? After all this is the male body... Would those same people want to wrap the ballerinas' bodies so that their breasts are made invisible too ?

The RWB did a series of children shows called "The Toy Castle" that was aired on Public tv stations accross Canada. The US's PBS chains picked up the seiries in it final year and made the lead male dancer (the toy soldier) wear loose fitting long pants over his tights. The toy soldier wore a quilted padded dance belt so you saw a bulge but no deffinition, and Canadian veiwers had no issues with his attire, however there is Peckerphobia in the US of A......

[Dave (imported)]

I never thought of calling it "peckerphobia." I have to add that to my list of shock words for scaring the self-righteous into breathless, stupid stuttering.

[nullorchis (imported)]

Packet enhancer, Basket bunnies, whatever you call them they are just male falsies. There is no surgical male comparison to breast augmentation. If there was such a thing there would be a long waiting line of guys.

So what if it looks like you are carrying an elephant dick and bull balls between your legs. You can never go naked. You are living a lie and with or without stuffing you know that it's not real. While others may experience shock, awk, envy, you know the truth and the time arrives to take out the sock and you are faced with a reality that you don't want.

Except for the arrogant conceited dick heads of the world, most people have something about themselves that is lacking when compared to someone else; in reality or in our minds. Maybe it is looks, money, education, knowledge, employment, sex organs, the list is endless. In the end, it's all self-perception and self-deception. Enjoy what you have, change what you can, for your own enjoyment of life, not so that other people will envy you.

I enjoy looking at other people who have good looks. Some of them are not full of themselves and some of them are so full of ego it is obvious through their actions if not their words.

If I'm looking for a friend, a non-beautiful person who is not full of ego wins hands down over a gorgeous person who is full of themselves.

This is not to say that one should not try to look their best; making the best of the cards dealt to us is admirable. If you don't want any real friends, be a falsie. But if you want real friends be true to yourself, and to them.

Also, be on the lookout for what I call ingenuine people, or "falsies". Gorgeous or not, they exude selflessness, kindness, generosity, and work their way into your heart and soul.........only to rip you off in one way or another. They are the camelions among us. You need a sixth sense to protect yourself from them. Eventually something just doesn't seem right about them. They just don't add up. Wearing a package enhancer might be one tip off. They just seem too good to be true. If you envy a friend, you don't have a friend.

[A-1 (imported)]

Just think, a little worm filiarasis (Sp?) and it would all swell up so that you'd need a wheelbarrow to carrying it in...

...be careful what you wish for... a woman told me once more than a mouthful is a choking experience... deserving a hind-lick maneuver...

[punkypink (imported)]

Packet enhancer, Basket bunnies, whatever you call them they are just male falsies. There is no surgical male comparison to breast augmentation. If there was such a thing there would be a long waiting line of guys.

So what if it looks like you are carrying an elephant dick and bull balls between your legs. You can never go naked. You are living a lie and with or without stuffing you know that it's not real. While others may experience shock, awk, envy, you know the truth and the time arrives to take out the sock and you are faced with a reality that you don't want.

And yet, how awesome it'd be to have a set of silicone cock and balls that you could pull out, fling across the room and thwack someone in the head from 30 paces with!

I know because I am ALWAYS tempted to do that with my bewbs. =]

"OMG I GOT HIT BY A FLYING PENIS" is a classic classic line if I ever hear it uttered.

[punkypink (imported)]

After all this is the male body... Would those same people want to wrap the ballerinas' bodies so that their breasts are made invisible too ?

As far as I can remember most ballerinas seem pretty flat actually, so whats there to wrap?