If You Are Unhappy

[AtomicMush (imported)]

Once upon a time there was a non conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell into a barnyard ,almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird. The sparrow though it was the end, but the manure warmed him, and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy and able to breathe he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by hearing the chirping and investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral to this story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.



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"That's the weather from Anchorage. Now I'll take a leak out the window to see if it's freezing outside our studio."

[Kortpeel (imported)]

Once upon a time there was a non conforming sparrow ...

The moral to this story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.



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Naah. The real moral of the story is that life is a lot easier if you go with the flow. Look at the downstream consequences of the sparrow's decision.