Bob told him, "You know, the best remedy for a headache is to go home to the wife, rip off her top and smother your face in her tits. You ought to try it... it works like a charm."
The next day Joe came to work with a smile on his face. Bob, you were right, your remedy worked like a charm... by the way... you've got a nice house!"
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What do you get if you have a furry green ball in one hand and another furry green ball in the other hand?
Kermit The Frog's undivided attention.