The girls' mother decided to stay up all night and be available just in case her daughters needed any critical last-minute advice. None of the girls came to her mother during the night, but she did overhear what noises came from their respective bedrooms.
What amazed the woman the most was that, although she had trained all three of her daughters identically, the sound coming from the respective bedrooms was different in each case...laughing from one, crying from one, and total silence from the third.
Overpowered by natural feminine curiosity, the lady interviewed her daughters the next day. One girl explained, "You heard me crying. You always taught us to cry when something hurt."
"You heard me laughing," said the second daughter. "You always taught us to laugh when something tickled."
"You didn't hear anything from me," added the third daughter. "You always taught us not to talk when we had a mouth full."
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How can you tell which guy inside a topless bar is Irish?
He's the one who is sitting there and just drinking.
