New Demi-Semi-Hemi Goddess

[devi (imported)]

Our Demi-Semi-Hemi Goddess has stepped down. I guess she must be out hunting javelinas or bighorns or something. I don't know. And so I just wanted to point out that I am very well qualified to take this position. First I do have the required double X chromosomes (both from my mother, -XXY). Second of all I am as pretty as Demi Moore except she cheated with the boob job. Third I have had a commercial driver's license with which to drive a semi with. And last my little '80 toy car does in fact have a "hemi" style engine in it. (It is a 3TC pushrod four banger engine that is virtually indestructable even with nitrous and if you know anything about engines, it is a HEMI). And I think if you took me to target practise, you might find me an excellent gunner just like the former Hemi-Semi-Demi Goddess. No, I don't do chat rooms since I already spend too much time hunched in front of the computer as it is and I don't want to look like Igor (or is that I-gor). Plus I'm also not all that much into sex either with just too many other things to do.

[Toni (imported)]

Were you Demi Moores stunt double in G I Jane?

Is this open to vote? If so, you've got mine!

x:)