"Juneteenth commemorates the emasculation proclamation. June 19th, 1865 when word finally reached Texas that Lincoln had ordered all the slaves to be emasculated."
Three cheers for our public schools.
Emasculation Proclimation?
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micropenis (imported)
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Emasculation Proclimation?
My car broke down the other day and I had to take it in for repair, so I took the bus for a couple of days. I couldn't help but overhear something hilarious.
"Juneteenth commemorates the emasculation proclamation. June 19th, 1865 when word finally reached Texas that Lincoln had ordered all the slaves to be emasculated."
Three cheers for our public schools.
"Juneteenth commemorates the emasculation proclamation. June 19th, 1865 when word finally reached Texas that Lincoln had ordered all the slaves to be emasculated."
Three cheers for our public schools.
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streetglide (imported)
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Re: Emasculation Proclimation?
Sounds like something from "Kids say the Darnedest Things" but it probably wasn't even a kid! Sad, but funny!
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Re: Emasculation Proclimation?
micropenis (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:58 am My car broke down the other day and I had to take it in for repair, so I took the bus for a couple of days. I couldn't help but overhear something hilarious.
"Juneteenth commemorates the emasculation proclamation. June 19th, 1865 when word finally reached Texas that Lincoln had ordered all the slaves to be emasculated."
Three cheers for our public schools.
Actually, I think that was for all Texans to evacuate (as in bowels)...