Bushwacking

[augman7518 (imported)]

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QUESTION

Quote:

"...who the fuck is george bush?"

Well,

The Bush family is a large family from the great state of Texas. The Bush family has lived in Texas for generations and the males of the family go back to the days of the cowboys when the area was being settled.

The males of the family for generations have been excellent scouts and and hunters learning the techniques of survival from the indigenous Indian tribes. The tribes, however, were reluctant to let backward white men court, date and mate with the females in the Indian culture.

Consequently, the Bush boys learned to hide in the Bushes and watch the Indian maidens as they bathed at the lakes and rivers in Texas, hiding in the foliage that grew abundantly around the water. Hence their name, BUSH.

For sexual relief, they always masturbated because they knew if they forced themselves sexually on the Indian women, that the braves would hunt them down and either kill them or castrate them or perhaps scalp them.

Soon the Indians braves learned what was happening from the semen all over the place. So, they would accompany the women to their favorite bathing places and hide in the folage and knock the Bush boys in the head when they showed up.

Sometimes, they did not catch the Bush boys and sometimes they did. At any rate, the frontier term BUSHWACKING grew out of one practice or another, the historians are unclear on which way that it was...

[Dave (imported)]

WHAT? Funny story but the Bush family is from New England... Maine, I believe. They are YANKEES born and bred. They are so YANKEE, it's painful to think about being more Yankee. In fact, if they were any farther north of the Mason Dixon Line, they'd be Canadian.

BTW - for those of you who don't know, The Mason Dixon line doesn't celebrate Mason Jars and Dixie Cups, it's the straight, straight, straight line border between Pennsylvania and Maryland.

[A-1 (imported)]

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QUESTION

Quote:

"...who the fuck is george bush?"

Well,

The Bush family is a large family from the great state of Texas. The Bush family has lived in Texas for generations and the males of the family go back to the days of the cowboys when the area was being settled.

The males of the family for generations have been excellent scouts and and hunters learning the techniques of survival from the indigenous Indian tribes. The tribes, however, were reluctant to let backward white men court, date and mate with the females in the Indian culture.

Consequently, the Bush boys learned to hide in the Bushes and watch the Indian maidens as they bathed at the lakes and rivers in Texas, hiding in the foliage that grew abundantly around the water. Hence their name, BUSH.

For sexual relief, they always masturbated because they knew if they forced themselves sexually on the Indian women, that the braves would hunt them down and either kill them or castrate them or perhaps scalp them.

Soon the Indians braves learned what was happening from the semen all over the place. So, they would accompany the women to their favorite bathing places and hide in the folage and knock the Bush boys in the head when they showed up.

Sometimes, they did not catch the Bush boys and sometimes they did. At any rate, the frontier term BUSHWACKING grew out of one practice or another, the historians are unclear on which way that it was...

KenneBUNKport (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01462.html)

Augman, this is the folklore that has hidden the REAL meaning of

"BUSH-WACKING".

The TRUTH is that in the Kennebunkport area of Maine where the Bush family is from there are a lot of ALL-girl schools.

In the summer the boys used to hide in the folage and masturbate while observing the girls in their various recreational activities. Hence, BUSHWACKING". They did this so often that the Bush family elders had no choice but to invest in lubricants for the boys so that their precious organs would have skin left on them at the end of the summer season and that is how the Bush family fortune that was made as a result of oil company investment was made.

Later, they were hit in the back of the head and knocked out whenever the locals caught them "at it again" and the boys who did it usually relieved the Bush boys of their valuables, so the term bushwacking became confused by outsiders.

About that same time Rush Limbaugh's Great Grandfather started a local Radio show defending the Bush boys' actions and denying the Bush boys mastrubatory habits as malicious rumors intended to malign rich families such as the Bush family.

That is how the legal term "RUSH TO JUDGMENT" came to mean a false conslusion about an action arrived at too rapidly without considering the facts.

The Limbaugh family did it so often all of the males of the family simply were nicknamed "RUSH".

So, from now on YOUR name is RUSH Augman...