Dog food

[augman7518 (imported)]

Subject: Dog Food

I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was

standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Meaty

Bites Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because

I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost

25 lbs. before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes

coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that

the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with

Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel

hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I

was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the

line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a

guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in

that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the

middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he

was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid ...why else would I buy dog food??

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

Hears your sign. and Ernie

[streetglide (imported)]

I love it!!!!

I had a lady do the same thing, (same store) only I had cans of cat food...I told her it was really good on English muffins! I couldn't keep a straight face.

[curious_guy (imported)]

A-1 posted a story that is almost identical to this one about a year ago.

[curious_guy (imported)]

A-1 posted a story that is almost identical to this one about a year ago.

I was wrong. It was actually over two years ago. Here is the url:

http://eunuch.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10814

[JesusA (imported)]

A-1 posted a story that is almost identical to this one about a year ago.

The best jokes deserve repeating........

[calmeilles (imported)]

I once went through the checkout with 96 cans of cat food and 48 bottles of wine, nothing else in the trolly. The woman behind me said "That'll be an interesting party."