periodic table of rejected elements

[Dave (imported)]

This is for Paulo who has some strange idea that homoatoms exist. Heteroatoms exist. There are homogenous and heterogeneous catalysts,

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99aug ... ements.htm

It is the Periodic Table of Rejected Elements. It contains elements like "apsragus" and "celinedion" and is well worth five - count them - five :):):):) - smiley faces

[markle (imported)]

er ... Strangely amusing.

Thanks

markle

[Paolo]

OK, that'll be the last joke I TRY to make.

[kristoff]

OK, that'll be the last joke I TRY to make.

What the hell, homo-atoms, and their creators, have rights, too! And the rest of you protestors, blow off, too....

[Jean Op den Kamp (imported)]

What the hell, homo-atoms, and their creators, have rights, too! And the rest of you protestors, blow off, too....

The start of the thread is a bit out of my english range,

but maybe Kristoff is right here. So to all protestors: a good blow can finish a lot of problems between people

loveUall

Jean

oh and shouldn't apsragus be asparagus.

[Dave (imported)]

The start of the thread is a bit out of my english range,

but maybe Kristoff is right here. So to all protestors: a good blow can finish a lot of problems between people

loveUall

Jean

oh and shouldn't apsragus be asparagus.

I never thought about translating the Periodic Table of Rejected Elements into another language. It's really tough to translate parody.

1) yes, apsragus be asparagus. It's a green element that has a smelly effect for days.

2) The two men at The Atlantic Magazine created a spoof of the Periodic Table. Like naming elements Halcion (or halcyon) and Celine Dion (a singer) and Chlorox (a laundry bleach) and Genovesium (after an organized crime family - Genovese), or Linoleum (which we paved kitchens with in the 1950's)...

[Jean Op den Kamp (imported)]

I never thought about translating the Periodic Table of Rejected Elements into another language. It's really tough to translate parody.

1) yes, apsragus be asparagus. It's a green element that has a smelly effect for days.

2) The two men at The Atlantic Magazine created a spoof of the Periodic Table. Like naming elements Halcion (or halcyon) and Celine Dion (a singer) and Chlorox (a laundry bleach) and Genovesium (after an organized crime family - Genovese), or Linoleum (which we paved kitchens with in the 1950's)...

Asparagus is the name of a plant(green) and vegetable, and it is or was the name of a kiddy porn website, as a professional horticulturist I should know

Don't worry, I finished both "jobs" long year ago, that's why I'm not sure about the "or"

loveUall

Jean

[Dave (imported)]

OK, that'll be the last joke I TRY to make.

But you did make a good joke. There's a whole column of elements that combine only with themselves.

It's just that this is a heartwarming, care bears, my little pony, Shrek, Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes type of joke suitable for giggles for the entire family joke.

[twaddler (imported)]

No tacoatoms? :O

[Dave (imported)]

No tacoatoms? :O

only if it combines with the chipotle particle in its quantum state...