A cop in the USA was demoted for his actions on a traffic stop.
Based on the information from the statement from the subject complaint, and the officers report, the event played out like this.
A subject male person runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a police officer.
Officer says, "License and registration, please." Subject responds, "What for?"
Officer says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Subject responds, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Officer says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Subject responds, "What's the difference?"
Officer says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!" Subject responds, "If you can show me the difference between slowing down and coming to a stop, I'll give you my license and registration."
Officer says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the subject and says:
"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
Baby Airplanes:
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .
The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant.
The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes, because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."
Little Pedro:
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American history. 'Who said Give me Liberty , or give me Death?'
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
'Patrick Henry, 1775.'
'Very good!' said the teacher. 'Now, who said, Government of the people, by
the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'
Again, no response except from Pedro: 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863.'
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Mexicans!'
'Who said that?' she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. 'Jim Bowie, 1836.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glared and asked, 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Pedro answered, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh, yeah? Suck this!'
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher,
'Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, 'If you say anything
else, I'll kill you!'
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit to Chandra
Levy, 2001.'
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, 'Oh, shit, were in BIG trouble now!'
Pedro whispered, 'Saddam Hussein, 2003.'
Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted,
'Duck'!
The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked 'Who said that?'
Pedro: 'Dick Cheney 2006!'