Smile for the navy

[augman7518 (imported)]

Subject: Smile

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> > > I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new

> > >> shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food

> > >> court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to

> > >> him..

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> > >> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:

> > >> green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

> > >> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

> > >> When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,

> > >> 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild

> > >> in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my

> > >> food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he

> > >> would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat

> > >> an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once when I was in the Navy on a desolated island, and had sex

> > >> with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my

> > >> son.'

[sailorboy (imported)]

As a former Navy man, I really liked your humor!

[augman7518 (imported)]

I am a sailor too,what is called an airdale.I served during the Korean Police action.I was an aircraft mechanic.Proud to be a Navy man.