Dave, This list is for you.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Dave

For you.

http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/m_2358271/tm.htm

You may be a Redneck pilot if:

1. Your stall warning plays DIXIE.

2. Your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.

3. You think sectionals should show trailer parks.

4. You've ever used moonshine as AV Gas.

5. Your wheel pants have mud flaps with a chrome silhouette of a

reclining nude.

6. Your toothpick keeps poking your mike.

7. You've ever taxied around the airport just drinking beer.

8. You wouldn't be caught dead in a Grumman Yankee.

9. You use an old sweet mix sack as a wind sock.

10. You constantly confuse "Beechcraft" with "Beechnut".

11. You've never flown a nose wheel airplane.

12. You refer to formation flying as "We got us a convoy."

13. Your matched lightweight flight luggage is 3 grocery bags from

Piggly Wiggly.

14. You have a gun rack in the window.

15. You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your cowling on.

16. You figure mud! and manure in your weight and balance calculations.

17. You siphon gas from your tractor to go flying.

18. You've never landed at an airport though you've been flying for over

20-years.

19. You've ever ground looped to avoid hitting a cow.

20. You consider anything over 500-ft AGL as High Altitude Flying.

21. There are parts on your aircraft labeled "John Deere."

22. You don't own a current sectional, because you use Texaco road maps.

23. There's a brown streak down each side of your airplane; exhaust on

the right side and tobacco on the left.

24. You have to buzz the strip to chase off the livestock before

landing.

25. You use an old parachute for a portable hanger.

26. You've ever landed on Main Street for a cup of coffee.

27. The tread pattern, if any, on all three of your tires is different.

28. You have a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from the your Magnetic

Compass.

29. You put straw in the baggage compartment so your dogs don't get!

cold.

30. You've got Bush bumper stickers on each side of the vertical fin.

31. There are grass stains on the tips of your propeller.

32. You have a bumper sticker on your plane that reads "I'd rather be

fishing."

33. You navigate with your ADF tuned to AM country stations.

34. You think an ultra light is a new sissy beer from Budweiser.

35. Just before the crash, everybody on the UNICOM freq heard you say,

"Hey Y'all-Watch This!"

[Dave (imported)]

That's cute. My friends in West Virginia will love it. I, however, am not a redneck.

[Arab Nights (imported)]

No implication that anybody is a redneck. As long as somebody enjoys the humor, I could ask for nothing more. I have been a redneck myself often enough in my life that I feel qualified to enjoy the it.