24 hrs. to live

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snoopy (imported)
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24 hrs. to live

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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told

him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his

wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you

know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more

time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that

he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,

until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you

think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough. I

have to get up in the morning... you don't.'

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Re: 24 hrs. to live

Post by MacTheWolf (imported) »

Yup, that would be my ex-wife.

Short one I heard: Doctor tells patient, "Sir, I'm sorry, you only have 24 hours to live."

Patient - "Doc, considering the importance of this situation, I'd like a second opinion."

Doctor - "Okay, you're ugly too."
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