New Male Enhancement Pill!

[tugon (imported)]

For my next boyfriend:

1. He will become more sensitive to my needs.

2. He will enjoy cuddling as much as I do.

3. He will remember my birthday.

4. He will wake up in the morning and greet me with a smile.

5. He will love pillow talk and sharing our hopes and dreams.

6. He will love all the sweet things I do for him.

Now that is my idea of an enhanced male.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

OH! OH! I KNOW! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO THIS!

I know JUST the thing that will achieve ALL SIX of the effects you are looking for in the "male enhancement" department. It is an ancient therapy discovered a long long long time ago, a "forgotten bit of medical wisdom" but it is easily more effective than any new wonder drug.

The therapy is called "money." Give "money" is copious ammounts, obscenely large ammounts, there is no such thing as an "overdose" of it. Administer the initial dose of "money" and observe the improvements... have successive doses on hand to administer as needed.

[fhunter]

The therapy is called "money." Give "money" is copious ammounts, obscenely large ammounts, there is no such thing as an "overdose" of it. Administer the initial dose of "money" and observe the improvements... have successive doses on hand to administer as needed.

Ah... this therapy is usually highly addictive... and sometimes requires higher and higher doses of medication...

[tugon (imported)]

OH! OH! I KNOW! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO THIS!

I know JUST the thing that will achieve ALL SIX of the effects you are looking for in the "male enhancement" department. It is an ancient therapy discovered a long long long time ago, a "forgotten bit of medical wisdom" but it is easily more effective than any new wonder drug.

The therapy is called "money." Give "money" is copious ammounts, obscenely large ammounts, there is no such thing as an "overdose" of it. Administer the initial dose of "money" and observe the improvements... have successive doses on hand to administer as needed.

Oh no, not again. At least it did not cost me copious amounts. I thought the relationship would be more honest if we developed a pricing schedule. Oh honey tonight I would like one from column A and two from column B and then we will settle up. Prostitution may be the oldest and most honest profession. At least you know the cost up front.

[ramses (imported)]

Sounds like you want your next boyfriend to be a female...

[nullorchis (imported)]

Sounds like your next boyfriend will be a dog, a real dog, nice dog. Man's BEST friend.

[calmeilles (imported)]

Sounds like your next boyfriend will be a dog, a real dog, nice dog. Man's BEST friend.

As Lilly Savage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_O%27Grady) said - easy to feed, simple to house train and always eager to lick your crotch when you get home.

Matthew

[Hash (imported)]

And what does this have to do with a pill?

[tugon (imported)]

And what does this have to do with a pill?

There are many pills advertised for male sexual enhancement. In my experience with my last BF he did not need sexual enhancement but his romantic/emotional self needed enhancement.

[twaddler (imported)]

"Now that is my idea of an enhanced male."

I wholeheartedly agree.