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never, ever say "Sloppy Seconds" again!

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From the current news:

Cuthbert's Ex Suspended Over "Sloppy Seconds"

Posted Dec 3rd 2008 9:45AM by TMZ Staff

Hockey Fun Fact: You can punch the hell out of an opposing player on the ice, but when you refer to his girlfriend as your "sloppy seconds" -- that's where the NHL draws the line.

The NHL suspended hockey's most hated player, Sean Avery, for talking trash to the new player dating his ex girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.

Here's the deal -- Cuthbert's new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, plays for the Calgary Flames -- and during a practice session in Calgary today, Avery got the media's attention and said the following:

"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

Avery is out pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/03/cuthberts ... y-seconds/

The conspiracy theory is that he had ot be suspended or Dion Phaneuf would have beat his brains out many times on the ice. Now Hockey is a blood sport, but trash talk like this is way over the line.
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Dave (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:14 pm From the current news:

Cuthbert's Ex Suspended Over "Sloppy Seconds"

Posted Dec 3rd 2008 9:45AM by TMZ Staff

Hockey Fun Fact: You can punch the hell out of an opposing player on the ice, but when you refer to his girlfriend as your "sloppy seconds" -- that's where the NHL draws the line.

The NHL suspended hockey's most hated player, Sean Avery, for talking trash to the new player dating his ex girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.

Here's the deal -- Cuthbert's new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, plays for the Calgary Flames -- and during a practice session in Calgary today, Avery got the media's attention and said the following:

"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

Avery is out pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/03/cuthberts ... y-seconds/

The conspiracy theory is that he had ot be suspended or Dion Phaneuf would have beat his brains out many times on the ice. Now Hockey is a blood sport, but trash talk like this is way over the line.

Um, personally I don't see the "insult" or trash talk factor in the term sloppy seconds like the NHL does, but that may just be my own perverted sexuality... I've been in 3somes and moresomes, and actually LIKE sloppy seconds with a willing lady. Maybe it's like "queer"....OK when they say it, but not when an st8 outsider says it.
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