told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to
see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he looked through the
window and saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself: 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be
in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was
happening'.
So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: 'Did you hear something?'
'No,' said the Invisible Man, 'but my ass hurts like hell!'