exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little
concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think
I'll live to be 80?"
He asked: "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or
bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"NO," I said.
He looked at me and said? "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
